URWENYA

1. -Umugore wari utwite impanga yakundaga no gukubitishaho (gusambana ) noneho impanga(mu nda) zikabiganiraho:


Gato: "wumvishe papa sha Gakuru we?wagirango avuye kwiruka."

Gakuru:"Oya uwo ntabwo ari papa". Gato:"ariko kuki

burigihe umbwira ngo ntabwo ari papa, wowe umubwirwa n'iki?"

Gakuru: "uzitegereze, papa iyo aje, we aza nta koti (capote) yambaye, akahatinda, akandi akadusigira n'agakoma."

Gato "ariko we uziko aribyo koko, burya koko umukuru ahora ari mukuru!!"

2. 1. Burya rero ntuzigere na rimwe wumva ko ukomeye, kuko buri gihe hari uzaba yumva akomeye kukurusha. Rimwe rero mu bitaro bivura indwara zo mu mutwe, umurwayi umwe yari yicaye n’isheja ryinshi cyane; umuganga amuciyeho aramubaza ati ”niko, ubona ko uri nde?” Undi, nta kuzuyaza ati “ndi Obama!” Muganga ati “ni nde se wabikubwiye?” undi ati “ni Imana”. Undi murwayi wari hafi aho ati ”reka, reka wimbeshyera, ntacyo nakubwiye!” Bishatse kuvuga ko we yumvaga ari Imana....

3. . Umukecuru w’imyaka 90 yashatse gupfa arabibura maze yigira inama yo kwiyahura. Umugabo we yari amaze imyaka 30 apfuye, asiga pistolet ye kuko yari umusirikare. Umukecuru rero yigiriye inama yo gufata ya pisto ngo yirase mu mutima birangire. Hagati aho ariko ntiyari azi aho umutima uri...

Yigiriye inama yo guhamagara umwuzukuru we wari muganga amubaza aho umutima uri, undi amubwira kubara santimetero eshanu munsi y’ibere ry’ibumoso ; ati ’’ni ho umutima uba.” Umukecuru yarabaze maze arasa muri za santimetero nyine. Mu minota mike yajyanywe kwa muganga yakomeretse mu ivi ry’ibumoso kuko ibere rye ryagarukiraga hejuru y’aho gato...

4. Rimwe umugabo w’umu cow boy yinjiye mu kabari ko muri Texas n’ibikabyo byinshi ati “ nintabona ibiryo na byeri hano ku meza, ndakora nk’ibyo data aherutse gukora i Las Vegas!” Bahise babimuzanira bihuse n’ubwoba bwinshi n’igihunga. Ararya yitonze, agiye kugenda havamo umwe wigiragamo ivuzivuzi aramubwira ati “ dufite amatsiko yo kumenya agatendo so yakoze i Las Vegas”. Umu cow boy ati “banze kumuseriva yicwa n’inzara n’inyota...”

5. Umuntu yarapfuye ajya mu ijuru. Ahageze asanga hari ikizu cy’umuturirwa ab’ijuru batuyemo, abakoze ibyaha bike kurusha abandi akaba aribo babanza muri niveau yo hejuru, ababakurikira bakajya muri niveau ikurikira, bityo bityo. Wa muntu ngo arebe mu kivunge cyabyiganaga muri rez-de-chaussée, atangazwa no kuhabona padiri baziranye. Niko kumwegera maze aramubaza ati : ko njye nshimye ndi hano, wowe byakugendekeye bite?” Padiri niko kumusubiza anize ijwi ngo adasakuza ati: “vuga buhoro musenyeri atakumva, ari muri cave!”

6.- Umuhungu yabayeho akundana n'umukobwa, bagahura, bagahuza. Kera kabaye nyamukobwa azajye gusura umuhungu, umuhungu amwakiriza imyaka yiganjemo ibishyimbo

nyiramama wanjye ati sinkabirye, ati " Njye nkunda ifiriti". Umuhungu, nk'umuteresi wese mwiza, yikoza mu gikoni ahata ibirayi ateka ifiriti.

Bukeye umukobwa n'umuhungu, mu masaha y'igicamunsi barahura ngo batembere, sinzi uko umuhungu yaje kurabukwa igishyimbo mu menyo y'umukobwa, umuhungu aba uwo munsi yari afite twa duti dukura ibiryo mu menyo, amuha kamwe agira ati " Akira ukure ifiriti mu menyo".

Batandukanye, umuhungu ageze hirya abwira nyamwari ati : "ngaho rero ugire ijoro ryiza unayirote", umukobwa ati ugize ngo iki? Ati ijoro ryiza kandi unayirote, umukobwa nawe ati ngaho nawe ukirote.

Umuhungu bimwanga mu nda agarura umukobwa agira ati " Ko njye nari mvuze ngo urote Imana, wowe wavugaga iki?", umukobwa ati nanjye navugaga ngo urote icyubahiro cya yo.

-- Toto yabwiye mwarimu we ati "wahereye kera utubaza, reka nkubaze ndebe ko uzi ubwenge nawe", mwarimu ati nta kibazo mbaza.

Toto ati "Mfite akantu mu ikabutura yanjye, umutwetwe wako ni umutuku, nkagukojejeho gacanye katuma wumva ubushyuhe, ako ni agaki?"

Pyaaaaaaaaa! Toto aba akubiswe urushyi ku itama.

Toto yumva igisubizo ntikimunyuze, akora mu ikabutura (mu mufuka), akuramo umwambi w'ikibiriti ati dore cyari cyakunaniye kandi cyoroshye!!!

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